Ryan and "Matt" talk sexy about non-video games like Flex, Krosmaster, and Big Trouble In Little China figs before Ryan details how his movie spree included 4 movies that weren't Tango & Cash.
Then they make up stuff about when they played Evolve, Evolve: Hunter's Quest, and The Jackbox Party Pack before drudging up Nintendo's missing 3DS shipments, new Shadow of Mordor DLC, and entire WORLD of tanks, a date for GTA V heists, a possible Alpha for The Division, Rock Band 4, Phantom Dust speedbumps, Spawn in Mortal Kombat X, game length a la The Order: 1886, and Magic Mario in this week's weak question