The Pain...It's a Phantom. Let's Launch a Trailer for it!

In just a few short days you may very well be allowing your virtual horse to virtually poop while you send your virtual dog to attack a virtual enemy while our K9 hero brandishes a virtual knife with which to slice the throat of said virtual evildoer.

Or, you'll just knock all the bad guys out and hang around in a cardboard box while guards randomly have outbursts including "HUH!?" "!" "What was THAT noise!?".

Here is the launch trailer for this whole Metal Gear V: The Phantom Pain "thing".